Things I have given myself over the past year for my birthday because I am incredibly fortunate & have a beautiful life despite us all being doomed sooner or later:
Freedom from the corporate world
Glossier
A legit corset.
Plants.
A subscription to nicotine gum.
Fuck Trump Lipstick
Chocolate brown hair dye.
Green hair.
Pink hair.
New tweezers.
A strawberry dress.
Happy 37.
Step Into My Office, Baby